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Britannia Rule the Waves

Are you feeling alright my dear? You seem unwell.

Having trouble sleeping? You do sound a little irritable.

This sounds like a very serious condition that strangely only affects those of the fairer sex.

Hystericus or hysteria is a very serious condition that converts your psychological stress into physical ailments. Symptoms include faintness, nervousness and sexual desire.

What? You think these are normal? ...No, my dear, it's a very serious condition.

Your well-being could be at risk if left untreated. Hysteria can lead to very serious mental illness and could see you being admitted. Fortunately for you, there is a very simple cure. 

Trust me - I am a medical professional.

I have studied the female anatomy extensively. It is a surefire way to get rid of the demons inhabiting your body. Let me investigate more closely and alleviate the pain.
 

Photographer: Chiara Ceci Glynn
Models: Erika Janavi & Wiktoria Salajczyk
Styling: Ane Kruse
MUA: Lauren Stoddard
Hair: Alessandro Jottini
Wardrobe: Scottacus Anthony, Mint Vintage, RSR by Riti Shah, One Boutique